We all recognize Santa’s “scout elf”, known as Elf on the Shelf, for reminding children to behave during Christmastime. But imagine having something similar–but for adults–to keep us on track with fitness during this festive time of year? Check out this poem about Jazzercise Elf below!
Before the holiday festivities started at Jazzercise, fitness fans had been hard at work on their abs.
But winter brought with it blizzards and roads covered in ice and snow, making it harder for students to leave the couch and enter class, and more convenient to skip out altogether without giving notice. No-shows became an increasingly common occurrence and could easily result in financial penalties being assessed against individuals enrolled as no-shows
Not to mention all of the festive parties umplut With irresistibly tempting cookies, cakes, and pies galore, people embraced the holiday spirit whole-heartedly – while saying farewell to their workout regimes for good!
Fitness Santa sighed and shrugged his shoulders at us from his North Pole workshop as our health took an unfavorable turn, until he came up with a brilliant solution – sending a Jazzercise Elf as watchman keeping us on track with our health regimens. This way we don’t falter during these difficult times of change!
So whether cardio, core, or strength training – Jazzercise’s Elf wants us all to stay fit and dance, so that everyone has a happy and health holiday – for we will all feel amazing while fitting back into our pants comfortably!
